Rule number 1

Rule number 1- Rich

AKA Ron Monster

So called because he once filled out an application form drunk with the name 'Ron Monster'!! Ron has often been known to steal hats from homeless nuns and parade them in his weekly fashion show. These hats generally last for about 32% of an evening/event before making their way home with some lucky person. Last saturday he even donated his phone, throwing
it into a girls womb.

Ron Monster is at his best when the switch is flicked inside his head and we have a randle rambling storytime. This could lead anywhere from people listening to sweetcorn on their ipods to backflips after a poor excuse for a poet.

always remember rule number 1....... which comes after an incident with his sister at reading this year!!!