Rule number 1

Rule number 1- Rich

AKA Ron Monster

So called because he once filled out an application form drunk with the name 'Ron Monster'!! Ron has often been known to steal hats from homeless nuns and parade them in his weekly fashion show. These hats generally last for about 32% of an evening/event before making their way home with some lucky person. Last saturday he even donated his phone, throwing
it into a girls womb.

Ron Monster is at his best when the switch is flicked inside his head and we have a randle rambling storytime. This could lead anywhere from people listening to sweetcorn on their ipods to backflips after a poor excuse for a poet.

always remember rule number 1....... which comes after an incident with his sister at reading this year!!!

The Randle

The Randle

The randle, formed by Great Papa Randolf in St.Randle where everyone had multiple names, multiple personalites and multiple multiples. Great Papa Randolf forwent the usual structure of laws, rules and common sense and replaced them with the Randle rules. These are quite simple:

1. Don't sleep with Rich

2. Do what you want and when you want to because you can

3. The randle always wins

Sadly Great Papa Randolf has now passed away after chopping off his own leg, hollowing it out and drinking from it after a game of blind man run. In honor of Great Papa Randolf a randleer will take a knee of truth in tribute to the great man.

If you want to see rule number 2 in action play this to us when we are out!

Sunshine Underground - Borders